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May 2018

Orwell at Facebook

With an Everest size base camp at Facebook, Big Brother and cronies can create a lot of trouble there. It would take far too much time to list the problems, with settings being altered arbitrarily and the like. Today, Big Brother decided that I wasn’t allowed to delete any more so called friends. This happens on many websites: the setting options simply stop functioning. 


How it’s done 21

Sorry if I have mentioned something like this before! Too many Big Brother tactics to keep track of ...

A witch’s time must be wasted. An excellent way to do this is to get her to read all manner of completely unnecessary stuff, all the while pretending that she will be amply rewarded for her wasted efforts.

Personally, I don’t know why Big Brother bothers doing this any more, because witches are so used to it that they don’t trust a word he says. But then of course, Big Brother could try the reverse psychology trick, knowing perfectly well that a jaded witch will be extremely doubtful of every suggestion.

Then again, the witch knows this too! In the end, Big Brother has no more tricks up his sleeve. He might succeed in murdering one or two more generations, but his day is done. 


How it’s done 20

Imagine, what if, we lived to see a theory of quantum gravity in our lifetimes!

Well funded researchers around the world, like string theorists, have free time to think, homes to live in, whiteboards to write on, comfortable office chairs, Mathematica packages, drawing tools, various useful apps, food, and the list goes on. The theory ought to exist already.

The easiest way to control a witch’s research output is to make sure that she has none of these essential resources. For example, I did buy a $5 ipad algebra package, which might not do as much as Mathematica, but in principle would allow me to multiply a few matrices together. But what a scary prospect that was for Big Brother! His hacker team soon made sure that the app on my ipad didn’t work properly, and any attempt to enter interesting eight dimensional objects tends to fail. I mean, usually the app just crashes and I have to reboot the device. Every time.

Luckily, I am from an era when everything was done by hand! You will not stop a witch this way! 


Orwell at Paypal

All those years that I attempted to report abuse and human trafficking methods to the Police, and they could allegedly ignore it all on the (false) grounds that no one was interfering in financial matters. But what the hell, Big Brother. Try it. Go on. The banks and financial experts might actually desert you at last. I cannot imagine they will be happy.

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Dear Big Brother

I know, I know. You really want me to complain about the children throwing rocks and bibles at my tent here in Te Atatu. (And to think, I have two tents now! Room for guests!) But the prompt arrival of the council men scared the poor things enough already. Even they will be able to detect a level of surveillence that makes them extremely uncomfortable.